Botany Bay Fisherman Refuses to Leave Bed Until Seven Different Weather Apps Agree on Wind Direction
CRONULLA — A local flathead enthusiast has entered his fourth day of “meteorological paralysis” as he waits for a consensus between WillyWeather, Seabreeze, BoM, and a particularly reliable arthritic knee belonging to his neighbor. Dave “No-Show” Thompson reportedly had his boat hitched to his Hilux since Tuesday, but remains stationary due to a “deeply concerning”…
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