SUMMER-01
- Shoalhaven Locals Disguise Boat Ramp as ‘Protected Wetland’ Using 40 Plastic Ferns and a ‘No Entry’ Sign to Stop Easter Tourists
LAKE CONJOLA — In a desperate bid to preserve their sanity ahead of the Easter long weekend, residents of Lake…
Read more - Local Skipper Unveils Flintstones-Inspired Fuel Saving Plan, Immediately Tears Both Hamstrings
SYDNEY — In a bold response to rising fuel costs, a local boater has introduced a “Flintstones-style propulsion system,” confirming…
Read more - Forensic Team Called After Guest Sprays Aerosol Sunscreen Within Five Miles of White Vinyl
PORT HACKING — A local social gathering turned into a high-stakes investigation on Saturday when a “rogue” guest pulled out…
Read more - Broken Hill Resident Spends Entire Weekend ‘Polishing the Hull’ of Boat That Haven’t Seen Water Since the 2011 Floods
BROKEN HILL — Local man Trevor ‘Salty’ Jenkins (58) has once again been spotted performing a full cut-and-polish on his…
Read more - Local Millionaire Installs $50,000 ‘Anti-Bird’ Laser System on Yacht to Stop Single Seagull from Pooping on Teak Deck
MOSMAN — Tensions in Middle Harbour have reached a technological peak as a local finance executive declared war on a…
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