COFFS HARBOUR — Local authorities are considering a commemorative plaque at the Dolans Bay boat ramp following a “miraculous” display of competence by 44-year-old Gary Henderson. Witnesses report that Henderson backed his 6-meter Quintrex into the water in a single, fluid motion—a feat previously thought to be mathematically impossible in New South Wales.

“I’ve been sitting here with a lawn chair and a six-pack for twenty years,” said local resident Old Mate Kev. “Usually, by the third attempt, the husband is questioning his life choices and the wife is walking toward the nearest bus stop. But Gary? He just… backed it in. No jackknifing. No screaming. No sinking the Ford Ranger. It was unnatural.”

The feat has sent shockwaves through the community. Maritime historians noted that the last time a trailer was launched this efficiently, it involved a tractor and a very calm priest.

Rumors that Henderson used a “reverse camera” have been dismissed as heresy. “It’s pure talent,” Kev added. “The man is a beacon of hope for every bloke currently doing an 18-point turn while his father-in-law watches with his arms crossed.”

More to come.